Although my azz should b sleep,Im not. I thought this was hilarious so I had to add it..
Things to do in walmart

# Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and then stranding them at strategic locations.
# Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
# Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
# Try on bras on top of your clothes.
# Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
# Tune all the radios to obnoxious stations; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
# Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
# Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
# Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
# Put M & M's on layaway.
# Move "Caution: wet floor" signs to the carpet.
# Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only let them in if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
# Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
# Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
# Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror for picking your nose.
# Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a miniature battlefield with GI Joes vs. X-Men.
# Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
# Switch the men's and women's signs on the restrooms.
# Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "mission Impossible."
# Set up a "valet parking" sign at the front door.
# In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with the funnels.
# Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say things like "pick me pick me" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
# Go to an empty checkout line and try to check people out.
# Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
# If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink. Explain that you don't get out much and ask if they will put a little umbrella in it.